The Awards 2014! It’s Chad Sexington et al!

OSCARS PREP

It’s a new year. With new smells. And a chance to make all-new mistakes. But before that, lets look back at 2014 and hand out the awards that gets all of Hollywood hot under the Botox. Yes, the podcast that couldn’t be killed, either by cancer or apathy, hands out The JTs amidst a review of 2014. There’ll be tears, laughter, frustration and regret. Then we’ll start the podcast. It’s a show that will amuse and bemuse in equal measure, before leaving you wondering ‘Did Liz get the ironing finished?’

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THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NAAATHING!

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Finally, a true christmas classic! Schwarzenegger shows the rest of the acting fraternity how its done. “It” being getting maced in the face and punching a reindeer.  Plus, Troy McClure tries to seduce his wife and there’s Sinbad the Postman to contend with in Jingle All The Way! Plus we talk about submarine thriller Black Sea and have a pleasant reminisce about childhood Christmases and Taylorson’s beloved typewriter. And if you’re a fan of terrible, terrible impressions, you’ve come to the right place. Merry Christmas everyone!

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And! ANNNNND! If you love terrible Christmas movies, check out our compadres who are joining us in reviewing 15 Days of Bad Christmas Movies:

Stinker Madness – www.stinkermadness.com

Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com

Dark Corners – www.youtube.com/LondonComedyWriters

If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com

Eye-poppin’ festive fun!

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As Santa starts to fill his sack and ready the sleigh, dire festive film 2 of 3 is discussed.  *SPOILERS* Its terrible.  Really, really terrible.  It’s Black Christmas. Not original. The remake. The terrible, terrible remake. So, bake yourself a batch of flesh-cookies and hang another string of eyeballs on the Christmas tree. There’s also a Horrible Bosses 2 review and Jones finally learns where maple syrup comes from after all these years…

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And! ANNNNND! If you love terrible Christmas movies, check out our compadres who are joining us in reviewing 15 Days of Bad Christmas Movies:

Stinker Madness – www.stinkermadness.com – He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special

Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com – Santa With Muscles

Dark Corners – www.youtube.com/LondonComedyWriters – Don’t Open ‘Til Christmas

If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com – Silent Night Deadly Night 2

World’s most pissed-off snow cone!

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Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg! Its that time of the year again. Well, almost. And what better time of the year than Christmas time to watch and review a terrible movie? A terrible, terrible movie. But before we get to that, there’s a cat taking a dump in the litter tray, reviews of Interstellar, The Drop, The Imitation Game and Mockingjay. Plus a couple of documentaries and some worthy black n’ white thing that Taylorson slept through. There’s also a quiz! Because everyone loves hearing two other people take part in a quiz. Ahem. But THE BULK of the podcast is dedicated to the 1997 ultra-ultra-low budget bollocks Jack Frost. Be warned, its terrible. But we did laugh.

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And! ANNNNND! If you love terrible Christmas movies, check out our compdres who are joining us in reviewing 15 Days of Bad Christmas Movies:

Stinker Madness – www.stinkermadness.com – Home Alone 3

Misan[trope]y – misantropey.com – Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Dark Corners – www.youtube.com/LondonComedyWriters – Elves

If We Made It – ifwemadit.blogspot.com – Ernest Saves Christmas

What is dead may never die…erm, whatever,…WE’RE BACK!

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You thought they were gone. You were right. But now they’re back. Like a boomerang. Or an enthusiastic dog with a ball. Or that strange rash in a personal area. And in this episode, the chaps look back over the past few months and let you know what they’ve been watching. In between bouts of uncontrollable hysterics and asides about Gordon Kaye. And to round it off, a horror quiz! What more can the people want? This podcast never to have returned? Shut up, you.

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DON’T LET THIS BE THE END!

The JT Movie Podcast may have ended, but its spirit lives on! Kinda! One half of the JT is working hard on a new venture, a disaster movies podcast called ‘The Dog Never Dies!’ which you can find at http://thedogneverdies.wordpress.com as well as on Facebook and Twitter. If you’ve enjoyed the JT Movie Podcast, be a sport and give The Dog Never Dies! a follow 🙂

Time tooooooo say goooodbyyyyyye…

The Final Episode – At some point everything, everywhere ends. In a short finale, the chaps tie up a few loose ends by running through reviews of Sin City 2: A Dame to Kill For, Lucy and One Day in September. And we bid all our listeners a fond farewell and many thanks for taking the time to listen in the first place. However, from the ashes of the JT Movie Podcast comes…something else. Mr Taylorson is returning; going solo. In a matter of days will come forth ‘The Dog Never Dies – The Disaster Movies Podcast’. A passionate celebration of on-screen catastrophe. Already on Twitter at @thedogneverdies and soon to Facebook and, of course, iTunes…

Sincere thanks to all our listeners and the friends we have made over the last year and a bit 🙂

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